Hiya

I’m not a chav looking for a shag or some down and out bum.. I’m an educated guy in a professional occupation, mid 30's, just looking for some no strings attached fun. That also doesn’t mean I’m a straight laced geek. I’m told I’m a cute guy and I’m very down to earth with a wicked sense of humour.

Anything that would happen would be completely discreet, all wishes would be respected.

I love big boobs, If I had my own I wouldn’t go out

I have msn if you would like to know more or somewhere to break the ice.

If you’re interested, you know where to reach me.

I’ll leave you with this joke...

Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights because they can't see each other using sign language.

After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife decides to find a solution. "Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast one time."

The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, "Great idea, now if you want to have sex with ME, reach over and pull on my penis once. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis ... fifty times"

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