Looking for a Girlfriend and not a Website

• Age: 30
• Location: 

  Buxton, Sheffield

• Posted: 13/08/2009 23:11

Honest to goodness, you've got to meet someone like me at least once in your life! Are you tired of reading profiles that say things like, "I like watching movies and going to nice restaurants"? What did they leave out? That they like breathing, too? I promise that I won't bore you with such superficialities. If you are a good match for me, you are a wonderful person with a great head on your shoulders. If we are to become best friends and soul mates, we both know that our love will be based on a deep understanding and appreciation of each other, not on a shared interest in eating pizza or other such trivialities. So I will really open up to you, and I hope that you reciprocate. I won't tell you that I like travelling, walks on the beach, and having fun. You've probably read hundreds of such profiles that really tell you nothing about the person. Instead, I will give you some insight into what makes me the person that I am. If you spend the next minute reading my profile, you will see that I have a good head on my shoulders. My quest to find a great match that brings us together for the next minute or two . . . and, just maybe, for the rest of our lives! I hope I can make you smile because sarcasm is one of the many services I offer. Do you want to meet someone who has more than meets the eye? If there is one thing you should know about me, it is that my life motto is: it's never too late to live happily ever after. I know that I am not perfect, but I am honest enough to admit it.If I were to compose a list of the top ten reasons to date me, one of them would surely be that I will always put you ahead of me if we fall in love. My biggest fault is that I am too shy. The happiest moment of my life was when I discovered that my perfect match could be on any one of 1000 dating sites. In my opinion, the best thing about a long-term relationship is creating an "us" partnership that is greater than the sum of its parts.If you think that I sound appealing after reading this profile, then what are you waiting for? Contact me! I realize that you've probably read the profiles of many others who seem as appealing as I do. However, I think that I am an especially good choice because I will live up to and exceed all your expectations, I'm the real deal a genuine person with old fashioned values that puts my girlfriend first.

I am looking for someone who is pretty, engaging, and sweet. She should be friendly, affectionate, caring, and womanly. I also value loyalty, passion, independence. I'd like my partner to be spontaneous, original, sociable, and comfortable in her own skin. It would be a dream come true to find someone who could be my best friend and lover. You will get bonus points if you aren't afraid to express your feelings. Physically, I am most selective about my partner's eyes. I'll think, "Finally! This is the one!" when I meet someone who truly loves me. After reading this, you may think that I am looking for perfection. Not really. However, I want a partner who has as much to offer as I do. Are you the one? Do you really exist? I wonder . . . . If this sounds like you, please get in touch!

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